It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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