Get your hand out of your ass!
how did you know my hand was in my ass? Guess where my other hand is..?
In your belly button
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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