normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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