She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
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