he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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