Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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