So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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