I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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