windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
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