What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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