we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize
