so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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