Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
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