She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
We're too hungover to prance.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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