He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
Randomize
