Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
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