But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
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