I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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