please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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