did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
only if we run a train.
done.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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