I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
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