This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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