what if I'm pregnant?
smusmorshion
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
Randomize
