so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
I'm at about main and main street
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
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