I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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