O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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