Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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