If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
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