I just farted at work and tried to cover up the noise by shuffling papers around
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
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