so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
Randomize
