Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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