I wanna bring you to show and tell
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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