Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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