Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
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