So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
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