We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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