please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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