Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
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