Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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