Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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