Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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