Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
Shame - the story of my life.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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