hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
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