What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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