maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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