thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Randomize
