I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
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