Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
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