yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
WAIT YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO COSTCO???
COSTCO IS MAGICAL
I can’t believe you two made a group text to scream at me about Costco.
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