YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
pray to the hookup gods
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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