The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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