Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
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