i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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