hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
You are a genius and a whore.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
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