I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
ugly people sure do ruin things
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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