i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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